战场墨菲法则【二】转！[第3页/共6页]

120. The weight of your equipment is proportional to the time you have been carrying it.

75. If enough data is collected， a board of inquiry can prove anything.

86. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan， stupid enough to try it， and lucky enough to survive.

不要做第一个，也不要做倒数第一个，更不要志愿干甚么事。

138. The more stupid the leader is， the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

如果你第一次尝试不胜利的话，你或许分歧适去拆炸弹。

去带路＝去当偷袭手的钓饵。

在疆场上，如果你的位置过于靠前，那么你必然要重视是否忽视了某些潜伏的伤害。（言下之意：二愣子才冲在最前面）

如果号令能够被曲解，那它必然会被曲解。

116. If orders can be misunderstood they will be.

74. No matter which way you have to march， its always uphill.

139. When the pin is pulled， Mr. Grenade is not your friend.

军官老是在你犯弊端时呈现。

你有充足弹药的时候，你百发百中。你缺弹药的时候，连谷仓那么大的东西都打不中。

105. Success occurs when no one is looking， failure occurs when the General is watching.

136. If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.

疆场上，你只要搞到热东西吃，就老是要下雨的。

墨菲是个大头兵。（就是因为墨菲老是做错事，以是才叫墨菲法例嘛:-P）

从一小我那边盗取信息叫抄袭，从仇敌那边盗取信息叫汇集谍报。

最合适某个事情的军官老是在这个职位已经被别人占有后一天调来。

85. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.