战场墨菲法则【二】转！[第1页/共6页]

不要奉告副排长你无事可做。

109. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

如果一个疆场上的题目只要一种处理计划，这必然是个笨拙的计划。

批示官越蠢，他被号令履行的任务越首要。

71. The more a weapon costs， the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

83. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.

117. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.

88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

92. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

85. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

76. For every action， there is an equal and opposite criticism.(in boot camp)

如果你落空了仇敌的踪迹，转头看看。

如果一个火线兵士偶然入耳到两个参谋在会商，那他必然是呆得太后了。（参谋职员都是怯懦鬼）

不要做第一个，也不要做倒数第一个，更不要志愿干甚么事。

75. If enough data is collected， a board of inquiry can prove anything.

103. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).

如果号令能够被曲解，那它必然会被曲解。

112. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

98. If your ambush is properly set， the enemy won't walk into it.